Die ([info]sake_bomber) wrote,
@ 2006-06-27 22:34:00
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Current mood: annoyed

Help Wanted
The Deep Dive bar in Tokyo is looking for a new nighttime act. Exotic dancers, singers, drag queens, whatever. As long as your act is decent and you look better then our current drag queen, you'll probably be hired.

Please inquire at the bar for an interview.
[members of the Inagawa-kai are preferred]
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La M has taken things too far and I desperately need someone to replace her with. She assaulted me with pair of 7 inch stiletto heels the other day and I'll be damned if I let her back in here.

I need a new bandage for my head... fucking over dramatic old hag. It's not my fault that your tit fell out when you were on stage. Everyone was laughing, not just me. God dammed queen...


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[info]rikacchi
2006-06-28 06:11 am UTC (link)
((*oocly cracks up*))

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[info]sake_bomber
2006-06-28 06:39 am UTC (link)
[XD;;]

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Your current drag queen...
[info]yuki_sou
2006-06-28 06:21 am UTC (link)
OH MY GOD, I just barfed on myself...

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Re: Your current drag queen...
[info]sake_bomber
2006-06-28 06:39 am UTC (link)
Disgusting isn't it?

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[info]kissmurderkill
2006-06-28 06:48 am UTC (link)

.....

For once in my life I'm left speechless.

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[info]sake_bomber
2006-06-28 09:46 am UTC (link)
Yeah, she tends to do that to people. It's even worse when she decides to strip... *shudders*

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[info]kissmurderkill
2006-06-28 03:32 pm UTC (link)

You poor, unfortunate darling. I pity you.

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[info]narc_oleptic216
2006-07-03 07:40 am UTC (link)
I always found her inspiring.

But hey, if you get desperate, I have a few love songs I'd like to get rid of. It could buy you a few nights of free entertainment for your little establishment.

Speaking of which, a package arrived for you. I'll bring it by sometime this week. Let me know when you have time.

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[info]sake_bomber
2006-07-03 07:52 am UTC (link)
I think that might be something for you to worry about.

I'll keep that in mind. I have someone coming in later this week to maybe take her place. If that doesn't go through then yeah, you can take the stage for a few days.

I'm free most of the week since the boss took most of the games out for now. So the place has been pretty empty and all.

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[info]narc_oleptic216
2006-07-03 11:25 pm UTC (link)
We can only strive to be as assertive as she was.

I'll come by soon. I hope you like it, it takes up a shitload of room in my fridge.

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